I've never understood the Navy's colour being Navy blue.
I though they were the aqua-marines.
A rich old man died
His widow arrived at the funeral home to meet with the mortician. “Fortunately he was dressed in this fine black suit when he passed, perfect for his burial “ he said. “Yes” replied the widow “he does look good, but I’ve alway thought he looked best in blue”. From her purse she pulled a blank check ...
A man walked into a tuxedo store...
A man walked into a tuxedo store, looking to buy a suit for an upcoming party. A saleswoman walked over to assist him.
“Hello sir, how may I help you?” she asked.
“I’m looking for a tuxedo,” he replied.
The saleswoman then brought over a few suits to offer to the man.
Was it worth it?
A boy wanted to take his crush to prom. So one day he decided to ask her. He said, “Will you go to prom with me?” But got no response.
He waited and waited and waited...
Until finally she said yes. So he became excited and started preparing. He bought a tuxedo and asked her what dress...
What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues
What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock