Roses are black, violets are black...

Everything’s black; I’m blind

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Roses are dead, Violets are dead

I'm shit at gardening.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

If I looked like you, I'd be in a zoo

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A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Yesterd...

I think that ultra-violet light might have Asperger's.

Its definitely on the spectrum.

“Roses are red, violets are red,

if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.”

\-Stalin 1946

Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet

Because they're violetors.

Roses are red, violet's are blue

When I listen to rock music.
My neighbours do too.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish.

If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Roses in a Vase, Violets on a Shelf

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself

My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support LGBTQ

That's a bit of a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flag.

Roses are red

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you.

The roses have wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head.

Roses are red, violets are green..

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

Roses are crimson, violets are violet

I have an art degree...you want fries with that?

Roses are red, violets don't dance

I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

>!It's becoming a real problem at the traffic lights I'm afraid to say!<

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My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I have a sideways toaster next to my name, Reddit you know what to do

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are glorious

Don't sneak up on,
Oscar Pristorius

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions.

They clearly violet your privacy.

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

Roses are red, Violets are blue

If people say you're beautiful they're lying to you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I've got multiple personality disorder...

And we do too.

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

Happy Valentine's

Roses are red,.
Violets are blue.
If he's busy on Valentine's,
The side-piece is you!

Those roses smell lovely,
But the stems have a prick.
Her excuse may well sound good,
But she'll be getting some ________

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Roses are red,violets are blue

If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you

Roses are gray. Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y’all

There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.

So Violet goes to her and asks: “Mom, why am I called Violet?”

And Mary responds: “Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head”

Then Rose comes and asks: “Mom, why am I called Rose?”

And Ma...

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun?

An Ultra-Violet

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

Roses are red, violets are violet

Start getting it right, or I'm getting violent.

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

My aunt has three daughters

One day her three daughter run up to her mom and one of them yells
"mom!!! Why am I named rose?"
"Well sweetie, when you where born a rose pedal fell on your head"
The second daughter.
"Mommy!!!!!!!!! Why am I named violet?"
"Because when you where born a violet somehow fell on you...

No! It crashed again...

Roses are red;

Violets are blue

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A joke about old ladies undies:

Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Ethel's are green


~ Lee Mack

Weathermen in my area are warning of purple rain this afternoon

And later on in the evening it looks like there will be some violet storms moving in.

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