Roses are red, violets are blue,

If I looked like you, I'd be in a zoo

I think that ultra-violet light might have Asperger's.

Its definitely on the spectrum.

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Roses are dead, Violets are dead

I'm shit at gardening.

Roses are black, violets are black...

Everything’s black; I’m blind

“Roses are red, violets are red,

if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.”

\-Stalin 1946

Roses are red

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you.

The roses have wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head.

Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet

Because they're violetors.

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Don't Do It In The Dark

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I applied it to the head

Thought it was lube


Now my hand's stuck to the end

Turns out it was glue

Sorry if I'm leaving you on read

Right arm's down to my nude


For hours I've been on my bed

My folks ...

Roses are red, violet's are blue

When I listen to rock music.
My neighbours do too.

Roses in a Vase, Violets on a Shelf

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself

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A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Yesterd...

Roses are red, violets are green..

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions.

They clearly violet your privacy.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish.

If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Roses are crimson, violets are violet

I have an art degree...you want fries with that?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I have a sideways toaster next to my name, Reddit you know what to do

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Roses are red, violets are red, grass is red

OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

>!It's becoming a real problem at the traffic lights I'm afraid to say!<

Happy Valentine's

Roses are red,.
Violets are blue.
If he's busy on Valentine's,
The side-piece is you!

Those roses smell lovely,
But the stems have a prick.
Her excuse may well sound good,
But she'll be getting some ________

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My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

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Dear Hallmark,

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your cards are shit and your movies are too.

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious

Don't sneak up on,
Oscar Pristorius

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

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Roses are red,violets are blue

If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I've got multiple personality disorder...

And we do too.

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y’all

There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.

So Violet goes to her and asks: “Mom, why am I called Violet?”

And Mary responds: “Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head”

Then Rose comes and asks: “Mom, why am I called Rose?”

And Ma...

What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun?

An Ultra-Violet

Roses are gray. Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

My aunt has three daughters

One day her three daughter run up to her mom and one of them yells
"mom!!! Why am I named rose?"
"Well sweetie, when you where born a rose pedal fell on your head"
The second daughter.
"Mommy!!!!!!!!! Why am I named violet?"
"Because when you where born a violet somehow fell on you...

No! It crashed again...

Roses are red;

Violets are blue

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Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

A joke about old ladies undies:

Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Ethel's are green


~ Lee Mack

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

Weathermen in my area are warning of purple rain this afternoon

And later on in the evening it looks like there will be some violet storms moving in.

I was looking through my late Grandfather’s things and found an old poem he’d written for my Grandma. It read:

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I’ve got Alzheimer’s, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, violets are violet

Start getting it right, or I'm getting violent.

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

A poem for you guys

I call it Panties at an Old Folks Home.

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Beatrice's are green

A couple is arguing and breaking up

And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!

2 Stupid Friends talking.

Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.

Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know ...

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