Roses are red, violets are blue

I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I

Roses are red, violets don't dance

I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

Roses are crimson, violets are violet

I have an art degree...you want fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are green..

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

Roses in a Vase, Violets on a Shelf

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself

Roses are red, violet's are blue

When I listen to rock music.
My neighbours do too.

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Roses are red, violets are red, grass is red

OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish.

If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

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A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Yesterday...

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

>!It's becoming a real problem at the traffic lights I'm afraid to say!<

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

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My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious

Don't sneak up on,
Oscar Pristorius

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

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Best pick up line for 2020

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The FBI wants to steal my penis,
Can I hide it inside you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

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A Valentine’s Day Poem, by Stevie Wonder

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
I can’t see shit,
Fuck.

Long title

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was using my hand whilst thinking of you

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I've got multiple personality disorder...

And we do too.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

A beautiful poem indeed

Roses are red
Violet's are blue
I stopped using blizzard
And you should too

Roses aren’t red..

Violets are gray..
Ever since i looked at the at the sun, i have not been having a great day.

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

A man had 2 daughters and a son. One day all three of them wanted to ask how Dad had named them.

The first daughter asked, "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"

The father responded, "When you were born, a rose pedal floated through the window and landed on your head."

The second daughter asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Violet?"

The father responded, "When you were born, the...

Old ladies' knickers

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Phyllis's are green.

Three girls are in the back seat, their parents are in the front

Girl 1: Mom, why did you name me Violet?

Mother: Oh Violet, your grandmother dropped a violet on your head the day you were born.

Girl 2: Mom, why did you name me Daisy?

Mother: When we were walking out of the hospital the nurse put a daisy on your head.

Girl 3: Jwoandb...

A little boy asked his father…

A little boy asked his father

“Daddy, why is my sisters name Rose?”

“Because your mummy loves roses”

“And why is my other sister’s name Violet?”

“Because mummy loves violets, too”

“And what about me?”

“I’ll tell you when you’re older, Anal”

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