roses are red, tulips are red, violets are red.

my garden is on fire :(

Roses are red, violets are blue

I’m just telling you gardening facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I'm no longer a poet,
I got fired.

Roses are red, violets are blue

Never gonna run around and *desert youuu*

Roses are red, Violets are glorious

Don't sneak up on,
Oscar Pristorius

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

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Roses are red,violets are blue

If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you

The Purple Violet

Timmy was starting kindergarten, and on his first day he was pretty nervous.
First, the students went around and said their names, and something fun about them.
“I’m Mary, and I like dolls!” said Mary.
“I’m Johnny, and I like action figures!” said Johnny.
When it was Timmy’s turn, he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

On her sixth birthday, Joe decided to get his daughter, Violet, a new bike and teach her to ride it.

The whole family - Joe, Joy, Violet, and Billy - piled into the family station wagon and went down to the local toy store to pick one out. On entering the store, Violet immediately honed in on the perfect bike - it had streamers, a pinwheel, a bell, and a kickstand. It even was colored violet - her ...

Girlfriend: Roses are straight, violets are twisted...

...Bend over, love. You are about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

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Roses are red...

Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

Roses are gray. Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

Roses Are Red...

Roses are red,
Voilets are violet,
This misconseption
Makes me violent

Skunks

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If skunks had a college
They'd call it P.U.

Programming joke

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

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A man had 2 daughters and a son. One day all three of them wanted to ask how Dad had named them.

The first daughter asked, "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"

The father responded, "When you were born, a rose pedal floated through the window and landed on your head."

The second daughter asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Violet?"

The father responded, "When you were born, the...

This is a good rhyme/quote for your ex

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Three girls are in the back seat, their parents are in the front

Girl 1: Mom, why did you name me Violet?

Mother: Oh Violet, your grandmother dropped a violet on your head the day you were born.

Girl 2: Mom, why did you name me Daisy?

Mother: When we were walking out of the hospital the nurse put a daisy on your head.

Girl 3: Jwoandb...

A blind woman goes out shopping...

A blind old woman goes out shopping, and instead of walking into the local electronics store, she ends up walking into the pet store.

She says to the manager at the desk: "Hello there. I was wondering, do you sell infrared grillers?"

The manager says back: "I'm afraid we don't have tho...

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