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roses are red, violets are blue

the amazon's on fucking fire.

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My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I'm no longer a poet,
I got fired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo Mama so fat

But she still loves you!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious

Don't sneak up on,
Oscar Pristorius

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses Are Red

Violets are blue.
Today is my cake day.
Can I get an upvote or two?

How did the polish guy break his arm raking leaves.

He fell out of the tree!

Roses are red, violets are blue

Never gonna run around and *desert youuu*

Roses are red, Violets are blue

If people say you're beautiful they're lying to you

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses aren’t red..

Violets are gray..
Ever since i looked at the at the sun, i have not been having a great day.

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A woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and inquires about it.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. You see, I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"...

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

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Violets are Blue

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Roses are red,violets are blue

If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

A little boy asked his father…

A little boy asked his father

“Daddy, why is my sisters name Rose?”

“Because your mummy loves roses”

“And why is my other sister’s name Violet?”

“Because mummy loves violets, too”

“And what about me?”

“I’ll tell you when you’re older, Anal”

Old ladies' knickers

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Phyllis's are green.

The Purple Violet

Timmy was starting kindergarten, and on his first day he was pretty nervous.
First, the students went around and said their names, and something fun about them.
“I’m Mary, and I like dolls!” said Mary.
“I’m Johnny, and I like action figures!” said Johnny.
When it was Timmy’s turn, he...

On her sixth birthday, Joe decided to get his daughter, Violet, a new bike and teach her to ride it.

The whole family - Joe, Joy, Violet, and Billy - piled into the family station wagon and went down to the local toy store to pick one out. On entering the store, Violet immediately honed in on the perfect bike - it had streamers, a pinwheel, a bell, and a kickstand. It even was colored violet - her ...

A man had 2 daughters and a son. One day all three of them wanted to ask how Dad had named them.

The first daughter asked, "Daddy why did you name me Rose?"

The father responded, "When you were born, a rose pedal floated through the window and landed on your head."

The second daughter asked, "Daddy, why did you name me Violet?"

The father responded, "When you were born, the...

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

Three girls are in the back seat, their parents are in the front

Girl 1: Mom, why did you name me Violet?

Mother: Oh Violet, your grandmother dropped a violet on your head the day you were born.

Girl 2: Mom, why did you name me Daisy?

Mother: When we were walking out of the hospital the nurse put a daisy on your head.

Girl 3: Jwoandb...

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

Roses Are Red...

Roses are red,
Voilets are violet,
This misconseption
Makes me violent

Skunks

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If skunks had a college
They'd call it P.U.

A blind woman goes out shopping...

A blind old woman goes out shopping, and instead of walking into the local electronics store, she ends up walking into the pet store.

She says to the manager at the desk: "Hello there. I was wondering, do you sell infrared grillers?"

The manager says back: "I'm afraid we don't have tho...

This is a good rhyme/quote for your ex

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Roses are red

Violets are bluish
If it wasn’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish


I don’t know if this has been posted before but I heard it from one of my uncles.

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