Roses are red violets are blue

I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

Roses are red, violets don't dance

I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

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A young woman visits a florist to buy some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Yesterday...

Roses are red, violet's are blue

When I listen to rock music.
My neighbours do too.

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y’all

There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.

So Violet goes to her and asks: “Mom, why am I called Violet?”

And Mary responds: “Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head”

Then Rose comes and asks: “Mom, why am I called Rose?”

And Ma...

Roses are red, violets are green..

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish.

If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Roses in a Vase, Violets on a Shelf

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself

Roses are crimson, violets are violet

I have an art degree...you want fries with that?

My aunt has three daughters

One day her three daughter run up to her mom and one of them yells
"mom!!! Why am I named rose?"
"Well sweetie, when you where born a rose pedal fell on your head"
The second daughter.
"Mommy!!!!!!!!! Why am I named violet?"
"Because when you where born a violet somehow fell on you...

No! It crashed again...

Roses are red;

Violets are blue

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A joke about old ladies undies:

Rose's are red

Violet's are blue

Ethel's are green


~ Lee Mack

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

>!It's becoming a real problem at the traffic lights I'm afraid to say!<

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

Weathermen in my area are warning of purple rain this afternoon

And later on in the evening it looks like there will be some violet storms moving in.

What type of flower grows in the surface of the sun?

An Ultra-Violet

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My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

2 Stupid Friends talking.

Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.

Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

A poem for you guys

I call it Panties at an Old Folks Home.

Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Beatrice's are green

A couple is arguing and breaking up

And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious

Don't sneak up on,
Oscar Pristorius

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

My New Job At A Nursery

I’d been working at my new nursery (day-care) for about a week when 3 new girls were joined us one morning. As I’d learned was the protocol when we had new kids join us, I quietened the kids down, arranged everyone in a circle before clearing my throat:

“Kids, we have some new girls joining u...

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I've got multiple personality disorder...

And we do too.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

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Best pick up line for 2020

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The FBI wants to steal my penis,
Can I hide it inside you?

Roses are gray. Violets are gray.

I'm a dog.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

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A Valentine’s Day Poem, by Stevie Wonder

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
I can’t see shit,
Fuck.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Vodka cost less, then dinner for two...

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

Roses are red, violets are violet

Start getting it right, or I'm getting violent.

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

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