Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn.
My painting burned up when I dabbed my paintbrush on the canvas while it had the colour sky blue.
It must have been a lighter shade of blue.
A Programmers son asks, why is the sky blue?
Programmer: It works, don't mess with it!
A father was walking with his curious daughter.
She pointed to the sky and asked "Daddy, why is the sky blue?
He replied "Hmmmm. I don't really know."
A few minutes later, they passed a tree. She asked "Daddy, how do trees grow?"
He replied "Errrr... good question. I don't know."
Seeing a dog, she asked "Why do dogs ba...
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day.
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.” T he boy ...
A woman brings her dead husband to the funeral home
The mortician comes out and says; "Madam, we have prepared everything for your husband's funeral tomorrow. We just wanted your comment on how he should look since mentioned wanting an open casket?"
The wife looks at her husband and bursts in tears; "I'm sorry, but I see you've dressed him in ...
A father and a son are hiking through the desert.
The son turns to the dad and asks:
"Hey dad, why is the sky blue?"
The father thinks to himself...
"You know what, I have no idea"
So they keep on walking.
After about 10 minutes, the son again turns to his father and asks:
"How did all this sand get here?"...
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Looking for similar jokes to 'Does a bear shit in the woods?'
Hey /r/jokes,
Looking for some sarcastic one liners. All I got so far is:
* Does a bear shit in the woods? * Is the pope catholic? * Is grass green? * Is the sky blue? * Is the tin-mans cock made of sheet metal? * Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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