Sky Blue Jokes

No one bothers to ask how it's feeling.

Son: Dad..Why is the sky blue?

Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn.

It must have been a lighter shade of blue.

Programmer: It works, don't mess with it!

She pointed to the sky and asked "Daddy, why is the sky blue?

He replied "Hmmmm. I don't really know."

A few minutes later, they passed a tree. She asked "Daddy, how do trees grow?"

He replied "Errrr... good question. I don't know."

Seeing a dog, she asked "Why do dogs ba... read more

A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day.
After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father,
“How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied,
“Don’t rightly know, son.” T
he boy ... read more

The mortician comes out and says; "Madam, we have prepared everything for your husband's funeral tomorrow. We just wanted your comment on how he should look since mentioned wanting an open casket?"

The wife looks at her husband and bursts in tears; "I'm sorry, but I see you've dressed him in ... read more

The son turns to the dad and asks:

"Hey dad, why is the sky blue?"

The father thinks to himself...

"You know what, I have no idea"

So they keep on walking.

After about 10 minutes, the son again turns to his father and asks:

"How did all this sand get here?"... read more