Why is the sky blue?

No one bothers to ask how it's feeling.

My painting burned up when I dabbed my paintbrush on the canvas while it had the colour sky blue.

It must have been a lighter shade of blue.

Why is the sky blue?

Son: Dad..Why is the sky blue?

Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn.

A Programmers son asks, why is the sky blue?

Programmer: It works, don't mess with it!

A father was walking with his curious daughter.

She pointed to the sky and asked "Daddy, why is the sky blue?

He replied "Hmmmm. I don't really know."

A few minutes later, they passed a tree. She asked "Daddy, how do trees grow?"

He replied "Errrr... good question. I don't know."

Seeing a dog, she asked "Why do dogs ba...

A woman brings her dead husband to the funeral home

The mortician comes out and says; "Madam, we have prepared everything for your husband's funeral tomorrow. We just wanted your comment on how he should look since mentioned wanting an open casket?"

The wife looks at her husband and bursts in tears; "I'm sorry, but I see you've dressed him in ...

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning.

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning.

After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him.

He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"

His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I rea...

A father and a son are hiking through the desert.

The son turns to the dad and asks:

"Hey dad, why is the sky blue?"

The father thinks to himself...

"You know what, I have no idea"

So they keep on walking.

After about 10 minutes, the son again turns to his father and asks:

"How did all this sand get here?"...

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