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Bleaching Jokes

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I don't like the term ' Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

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Can someone explain to me why bleaching your

isn't called changing your ring tone?

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I don’t like the term bleaching...

I prefer changing your ring tone

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My wife just walked in on me bleaching my and screamed “what the hell are you doing?!!”

I mean, she’s the one that told me I needed to change my ringtone.

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To my surprise, my girlfriend had some bleaching done.

All I asked was for her to change her ringtone.

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bleaching

Sounds like something an would do.

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What do cell phone settings and bleaching have in common?

Both change your ring tone.

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I’ve been hearing a lot lately about bleaching your ..

Do you just pour it on his head, or do you make him drink it?

A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"

The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

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WTF? bleaching

Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up.

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I am shocked at how many youth today do bleaching

I am always hearing them talk about changing their ring tone.

I've got a gag about skin bleaching...

...but I'm not white, to be fair.

A black friend of mine...

...said he's thinking of bleaching his skin. Said our society is tilted in favor of the white man. He's tired of being downtrodden. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

I told him to lighten up.

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I've got a new ringtone.

This bleaching is rather good.

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WOMEN eh!

-jobs,

nose-jobs,

teeth bleaching,

tummy tucks,

liposuction,

colonic irrigation,

botox,

pierced ears,

pierced ,

pierced bellies,

pierced clits,

eyebrows plucked,

bikini wax,

armpits shaved,

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