TIL I can be fired for taking blood thinners like my doctor recommended
I also learned whiskey is not an acceptable generic substitute.
(accidentally also posted this in r/funny)
Did you hear about the constipated vampire?
Doctor put him on blood thinners.
The preacher and the painters
A preacher noticed that his church was beginning to look somewhat dingy and could use a new coat of paint. He asked for bids from several local outfits and selected a two-man firm which had given him the best price.
On the appointed day, the crew arrived. Setting up their ...
One of my dad's favorites
When they started, the painters decided to paint the body of the church before painting the steeple. With the church completed and the steeple well along, paint was getting low and a thunderstorm loomed. To finish properly, they would need to climb down to the ground to get more paint. Alterna...
A man goes to the doctor for a follow-up on his Deep Vein Thrombosis
Doctor: "So I prescribed you blood thinners last month, have you been taking them?"
Man: "No. I have a great reason why not though"
Doctor: "Aaah! The clot thickens!"
Two men are hired to paint a church
The job doesnt pay too well, so they wanted to save as much money as possible so they bought only as much paint as they thought was needed.
As they are getting close to finishing, they realized that they were not going to have enough paint left to finish the job. One of the men has the brill...
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