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What do you call a Southern doctor that specializes in bladders, kidneys, and prostates?

A y'allogist

What do you call a country populated by people with weak bladders?

A uri-nation.

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Two recent college graduates walk into the mens room at the same time.

They proceed to the urinals to relieve their bladders. When they finish one walks to the sink and washes his hands.
The other about to exit without washing his hands.
Sink guy- at Harvard they taught us to wash our hands after using the restroom.
Other guy- at my college they taught us not...

Which is your favorite Monty Python Joke?

Of course, there's [the Funniest joke in the world](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World), but here goes mine:

**Sir Bedevere:** ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

**King Arthur:** This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Expl...

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