A young american man was digging a massive pit for a Roman Catholic graveyard.
At 10 AM, he saw a priest leading a congregation to a nearby clearing with a wooden pedestal. The priest preached and the group listened intently. After an hour, they left.
The young man asks his supervisor, "Why are they praying on an empty field?"
His supervisor replied, "they were p...
Read it in an Irish accent for full effect !?
Teacher asks her class to give her a sentence containing the word CONTAGIOUS ! Little Mary says, " my mum has flu and it is very contagious " ! "Very good" says the teacher, " what's your sentence Patrick " ? "The Black Plague killed thousands of people because it was contagious " ! " Excellent " sa...