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Why did Little Johnny go to the bird sanctuary?

He was in a fowl mood.

What did the disgruntled birdwatcher say to the employee of the bird sanctuary?

Iā€™d like to speak to your Tanager.

A zookeeper was doing his rounds one day

He had with him a rucksack and a broom. He had to inspect all the cages and make sure they were clean. First he checked on the bird sanctuary. Aside from Some droppings there were 2 dead birds on the ground. He scooped them into his rucksack and moved on.
Next, he checked the primate cages and he...

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