What did the disgruntled birdwatcher say to the employee of the bird sanctuary?

I’d like to speak to your Tanager.

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The birdwatcher was not surprised to see a boy masturbating.

He saw that kid coming a mile away.

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A birdwatcher and his friend were walking through Central Park.

A bird tweets and the birdwatcher identifies it and then turns to a tree and says, 'There it is.'
His friend says, 'That's amazing. How did you hear that over the noise of all these people around us?'
The birdwatcher says, 'It's all in what you want to hear. Watch.'

He whispers, ...

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