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Bird Bath Jokes

I've decided to save money on cat food by getting a bird bath.

Don't @ me. Predators and water go together in nature. Alligators and swamps. Sharks and oceans. Catholic priests and baptism fonts.

What kind of ice cream goes in a bird bath?

Bask’n Robins

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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