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Big Dipper Jokes

I went out to find the big dipper constellation but couldn't find it. I went back inside and did some research before trying again.

The difference was night and day.

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Grandad took his grandson, Billy, to blackpool

Grandad took his grandson, Billy, to blackpool. 
Billy says, "Grandad, can we go on the funfair?"
Grandad says, "I took you to blackpool, and now you wanna go on the funfair?"
"Yes please"
"Oh go on then"
So they go on the funfair. Billy says, "Grandad, can we go on the Big Dipper?" <...

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Old Sven collapsed one chill November Saturday after chopping maple wood near his house in the birch forest, five miles outside of Eagle River, Wisconsin.

He arose, sauntered home and changed into his flannel, tractor-print pajamas. It grew quiet and his breathing became labored. So, Sven lay down on the plaid-quilted single bed in the green guest room. His wife, Lena, tended to his care. He said nothing and sipped only a cup of water or two. On the e...

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Two friends were out camping in the Carpathian Mountains

Dave, You asleep?

I was before you woke me, the fuck you want Bob?

Dave, tell me what you see?

Dave: I see the moon

Bob: And?

Dave: And it's full!

Bob: What else do you see?

Dave:I see the big dipper

Bob:And?

Dave: I see the little dipp...

A man and his smart aleck child went camping

They set up their tent, and after a long day, they prepared to go to bed

As they lay down on their sleeping bag, the father asked his son: “What do you see?”

The son replied: “I see the big dipper that consists of the seven stars of the Ursa Major, I see the constellation of Cancer, wh...

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