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Ursa Major Jokes

Have you heard the joke about Ursa Major?

It's a long one, so bear with me...

I studied Bears in college

I was an Ursa Major.

A man and his smart aleck child went camping

They set up their tent, and after a long day, they prepared to go to bed

As they lay down on their sleeping bag, the father asked his son: “What do you see?”

The son replied: “I see the big dipper that consists of the seven stars of the Ursa Major, I see the constellation of Cancer, wh...

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