When the Son of Odin beat on the Hulk with Mjonir...
It didn't actually hurt me too bad, the Hulk thought. Especially when the God of Thunder hit him in the back, it was rather like a Swedish massage. So the Hulk let Odinsson whale away. Why did he do this?
Because he was Thor.
Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor...
And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
Whenever I win a competition people call me boastful and arrogant. But how can I be Low Key...
When I'm not the son of Odin.
How do you spell odin?
With one eye
Thor Son of Odin
Came down to Earth and met a woman.
They had the best time in bed for a week straight.
Weeks later he was telling his Dad about the fun,
Odin told Thor that he must tell her the truth about him,
as not to let her expect that from mortal men.
Thor went back to the woman and confes...
Benny the Bare Faced Viking
Benny was your typical Viking.. Strong, tall, courageous, he was the ideal viking in every way, except for one.. See Benny couldn't grow a beard, for all his 30 winters on Earth, he still had just as smooth a face as the day he was born. This bothered Benny, because when he was out pillag...
Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?
What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally?
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Odin and Thor are having a conversation between battles in Valhalla one day, and Thor is explaining how he's jealous of humans.
He says, "We battle all day every day, and it's great, but I can't help but feel like I'm missing out on the things humans enjoy, like sex."
Odin tells h...