What kind of fish likes to try new food?

Betta tester

I've been breeding non-aggressive Siamese fighting fish.

I call them beta bettas.

Fish tank

my friend told me they just got a new fish tank. They hadn’t gotten many fish yet, so it was still in the betta stage.

Guys meet my Siamese fighting fish

He’s betta known as Trevor

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So this girl comes home pregnant.

Her mom's like, "What the shit? How'd you get all knocked up like this? Who's the dad?"

And she's like, "Mom, you've got it all wrong, it's a school project about the miracle of life!"

Mom's like, "Bitch you betta tell me who that bump's father is!"

The daughter just cries and i...

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My Italian Grandfather's Trip to Italy

Let me tell you a story about my Italian grandfather and a trip he took to visit his hometown in Malta. It's easier to understand if you remember he has a thick Italian accent, which I'll try to type phonetically.

"So one-a day I'm-a decide I go back to visit my hometown-a Malta. I get on de ...

What did the Jamaican say after winning the barefoot marathon?

"Da trill of victory always betta dan de agony of de feet!"

Rhianna is writing the soundtrack for the new Lilo and Stitch movie

It's about how Stitch develops a gambling problem


Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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