Did you know the Elves had a plan to beat the Uruk-hai with Sexual Frustration?
It's true. They knew that if they got enough trees together, it made an OrcHard.
What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?
That's a LOTR orcs!
Where do Orcs go to school?
Uruk-Hai
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