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Bereave Jokes

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Did you hear about the Japanese man who faked his death?

His wife didn’t bereave him.

A bereaved widow goes to view her husband's body in the mortuary....

The mortuary assistant opens the casket, and bows his head solemnly. Upon seeing her husband, the widow starts crying huge tears and wailing loudly. The assistant quickly moves to comfort her.

Still wailing, the widow explains that she can't bear to see her husband wearing a suit. In life he ...

A farmer's wife comes out into the field as he's plowing and begins to nag at him.

Moments later, one of the mules pulling the plow kicks her right in the head, killing her.

After the funeral, the priest walks up to the bereaved man and asks, "I noticed that many people approached you and offered their condolences. Whenever a woman would approach you and speak, I could see ...

My Bereavement Councillor Just Died

He was so good at his job I didn't give a damn

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Today my bereavement therapist died

Fortunately, he was really good so I don't give a fuck.

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An undertaker says to a bereaved husband

‘When did you realise your wife was dead?’
‘Well,’ he replies, ‘the sex was the same but
the dishes just kept piling up...’

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Heard about Asian Schrodinger's Cat?

You have to see it to bereave it.

Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death?

They didn't bereave him

Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather's funeral.

I couldn't bereave it!

A Chinese funeral parlor opened in my town.

It's called "Can you Bereave It"

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An Asian man's wife died

He couldn't bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

RIP Michael Nesmith

Now I'm a Bereaver

The Monkees died in a plane crash

My wife told me this the other day. I mean, at first I didn’t believe her.

But then I saw her face.

Now I’m a bereaver.

Did you know kim jung-un doesnt cry at funerals?

Hes un-bereaveable...

I just heard Peter Tork of the Monkees passed away...

I'm a bereaver.

Recently, my Shiba puppy has become so good at playing dead . . .

I actually bereaved him for a minute.

I tried to tell them that people weren't going to show up to my funeral

but no one bereaved me

A Chinese man dies and leaves behind his wife...

She absolutely refuses to accept his death and travels far and wide to find someone who can bring him back from the dead.

Finally she finds someone who can do it and his lifeless body is once again living and breathing. She says "Honey I couldn't let you go."


He sighs deeply and s...

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NEW OFFICE POLICY 2013 Dress Code

ALL EMPLOYEES

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manag...

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