My Bereavement Councillor Just Died

He was so good at his job I didn't give a damn

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An undertaker says to a bereaved husband

‘When did you realise your wife was dead?’
‘Well,’ he replies, ‘the sex was the same but
the dishes just kept piling up...’

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The Monkees died in a plane crash

My wife told me this the other day. I mean, at first I didn’t believe her.

But then I saw her face.

Now I’m a bereaver.

Heard about Asian Schrodinger's Cat?

You have to see it to bereave it.

Did you know kim jung-un doesnt cry at funerals?

Hes un-bereaveable...

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A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death...

His family didn't bereave him.

I just heard Peter Tork of the Monkees passed away...

I'm a bereaver.

Recently, my Shiba puppy has become so good at playing dead . . .

I actually bereaved him for a minute.

Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death?

They didn't bereave him

Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather's funeral.

I couldn't bereave it!

A Chinese funeral parlor opened in my town.

It's called "Can you Bereave It"

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral?

Poor guy couldn't bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

A Chinese man dies and leaves behind his wife...

She absolutely refuses to accept his death and travels far and wide to find someone who can bring him back from the dead.

Finally she finds someone who can do it and his lifeless body is once again living and breathing. She says "Honey I couldn't let you go."


He sighs deeply and s...

I tried to tell them that people weren't going to show up to my funeral

but no one bereaved me

What did the Chinese man in an unhappy marriage say when he found out his wife faked her death?

"I never bereaved her anyways."

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NEW OFFICE POLICY 2013 Dress Code

ALL EMPLOYEES

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manag...

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