A skydiving instructor tells his student, "After jumping off the plane, count to ten and pull your parachute."

"W-w-what w-w-was th-th-that n-n-numb-b-ber ag-g-gain?"

"Two."

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[NSFW] What is long, thick and hard and has cum in it?

A cu-cum-ber

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