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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

There once was a man who went by the name of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Every morning and every afternoon he would go to the top of his tall bell tower and ring the bell. But he was getting old and it was getting too hard on his body. So he decided to put up advertisements for a new bell boy.
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An Armless Bellringer

There was once a man with no arms.
He wanted to work as a programmer, but he couldn't program. He wanted to work as a fast food worker, but he couldn't flip burgers. Finally, he settled on being a bellringer.

"Are you sure you can ring this bell? It looks like you have no arms." ...

A Church in Ireland needed a bellringer...

...for their new belltower, so they put out an advert in the local paper.

*Bellringer needed for the dawn bell. Large bell, strength needed. Apply in person at the church*

Sure enough, the next day there is a knock on the door. Father Angus answers, eager to meet the applicant.
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