A Hobo/Tramp walks into a hardware store and asks for a bottle of methylated spirits
The cashier refuses to sell it to him, ‘you’ll just drink it! It’s terrible and will kill you, I’m not selling you this!’
‘I promise I won’t, honest to God I won’t drink it!’ Says the hobo.
‘Ok, I’ll sell it to you, but no drinking it!’
‘Thanks!’ Says the Hobo as the cashier rea...