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They say masturbation causes blindness

not unless you wear goggles

I was just diagnosed with color blindness...

... it came completely out of the purple.

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Soliciting a prostitute often causes temporary blindness

All they do is flash and bang, after all.

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A father once told his son, "Excessive masturbation will lead to blindness."

The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"

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