Mattel Jokes - 7 Hilarious Mattel Jokes

Why did Mattel never make a divorced best bud for Barbie's Ken?

Because he would forever be Bro Ken.

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Mattel released a Muslim Barbie...

It's a blow-up doll.

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I made six figures last month.

But apparently Mattel wants to fire me because that's not enough Barbies

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In a progressive move, Mattel is making a new boyfriend for Barbie who's a homeless man from New Jersey

Hobo Ken.

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How much does it cost to fly to South America?

A Brazillion dollars

(I stole this from Trixie Mattel)

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This weekend while shopping in a local toy store...

This weekend while shopping in a local toy store, I came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel.

As I scanned the line, I noticed a friend waiting with all the others.

I knew my friend had no daughters or young relatives, so I figured he mus...

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Topical Jokes (5/20)

Welcome back, everybody! We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. Let's get started.

Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit...

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