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Associating Jokes

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A farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigs when their son runs in and announces to his father in a loud voice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s fucking the cow.”

After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to his son and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit. You ...

An old man is proudly explaining to his friend the new technique he and his wife learnt for remembering names.

'It involves associating a trait with an object. Gosh, I've just forgotten the name of that technique. Let's see. What's the name of that brightly colored plant people give their loved ones? His friend says: you mean a rose?
The old man says: yeah that's it, a rose. So he turns to his wife and sa...

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