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Arrive Late Jokes

Four students plan to arrive late to their final exam so they can take it the next day

By the time they arrive the exam is almost over, so they head over to the professor to ask if they can take it the next day. They tell him they tried their best to come on time, but their tire blew out and it took too long to replace it.

The professor tells them, "Don't worry about it. You ca...

I always arrive late to work...

...but I make up for it by leaving early.

If you are a cannibal, just do not arrive late at the dinner table

or you will get the cold shoulder.

An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show



They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.

The Magician on stage notices them standing there, and asks the gentlemen:

"Can you all see me from there?"

So the gentlemen reply in or...

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Or What ?

Man: Doctor, my wife is not having sex with me at all.

Doctor: Really? Ask her to come see me tomorrow then.

The man's wife goes to the doctor the following day.

Doctor: Your husband tells me you’re not having sex with him?

Wife: Oh, my dear doctor, what can I tell you? I...

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