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I played an April Fool's joke on my parkour team this morning.

They all fell for it.

April Fool's day has been cancelled due to coronavirus.

Everything you'll hear is true.

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Billy's mom comes home. "Billy, what's wrong?" -"Dad hanged himself in the attic!" he said in tears.

The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.
As she gets up to the attic, she notices that nothing is there, and little Billy started giggling.
HaHaHa! April fool's mommy!!! He hanged himself in the basement!"

Tee Pee a House on, April Fool's, 2020

Wouldn’t today, April Fool’s Day, 2020, be the best time to TeePee someone’s house?

The neighborhood will clean it up in four minutes.

Timmy's April Fool's joke

The day is April 1st, and Timmy wanted to play an April Fool's joke on his mom.
His mom comes home from work, and Timmy rushes to her.

"Mommy! Mommy!" He says, frantically.

"What is it, Timmy?" She asks.

"Dad hanged himself in the garage!"

The mom screams, then rushes...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

April Fool's!

A woman goés into labor éarly and is rushéd to thé hospital. Aftér an agonizing night, shé finally givés birth, and thé doctor doés thé littlé pat on thé baby liké hé normally doés to stimulaté air flow. Thén hé tossés thé baby in thé air liké a pizza, and grabs it by thé légs and slams it into thé ...

I just thought of the ultimate April Fool's Prank. Let me spell it out for you.

I T O U T F O R Y O U

Forgot it's April fool's!

What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

I finally fixed my time machine!

April Fool's! It's still broken.

Parents should wake their kids up early tomorrow and tell them to get ready for school because coronavirus was canceled

April Fool's

Today is the day many people will confess to their crushes

And say it was an April fool's joke when they get rejected

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