I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...
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Don't know if you guys have heard this one but here goes:
Once upon a time there was a witch who was quite the nympho. All waking moment was spent in all manners of sexual indulgence. Her favourite was to play with toys of all kinds.
Then one day she simply grew tired of them all. ...