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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance...

We'll see about that...

My psychiatrist says I have an unhelathy preoccupation with revenge.

He's sooooo gonna regret saying that at my next appointment.

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My therapist says...

“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”

“I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn’t play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.”

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