A man's car breaks down in Tibet, and wouldn't you know it? His phone gets no service. So he walks up a long windy road to a huge monastery at the top of the hill. He knocks at the reinforced double doors and a Tibetan monk after some minutes finally opens.
"My car broke down. Do you...
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The other day I met a man with a pumpkin head
I asked the man, "How in the world did you get that pumpkin head?"
"Well, it's a funny story," he explains, "I was walking around the other day when I found a lamp. I rubbed the lamp and out popped a magical genie! As genies do, he offered me three wishes."
"Well, what'd you wish for?"...