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Eagerness Jokes

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A man's car breaks down in Tibet..

A man's car breaks down in Tibet, and wouldn't you know it? His phone gets no service. So he walks up a long windy road to a huge monastery at the top of the hill. He knocks at the reinforced double doors and a Tibetan monk after some minutes finally opens.

"My car broke down. Do you...

Adam is a little lonely...

About a month or so after Adam was introduced to Eden, God and Adam are meeting for dinner. Adam expresses his admiration for the plants and the animals and the joy and beauty of it all, but admits that there is one little thing that he feels sad about: he feels a tiny bit lonely....

God quic...

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The other day I met a man with a pumpkin head

I asked the man, "How in the world did you get that pumpkin head?"

"Well, it's a funny story," he explains, "I was walking around the other day when I found a lamp. I rubbed the lamp and out popped a magical genie! As genies do, he offered me three wishes."

"Well, what'd you wish for?"...

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