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Amazon Prime Jokes

Netflix and Amazon Prime are no longer available in Afghanistan.

Because of the telly ban.

Why do Amazon Prime drivers make terrible comedians?

Because their delivery takes two days.

Watching the original “Baywatch” series on Amazon Prime…

…they got a hot girl riding a jetski shooting an AR-15, boy do I miss the 90s!

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I wanted to tell a joke about amazon prime

But I'd probably just fuck up the delivery

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So I just ordered some pills from Amazon Prime to help sex go faster.

Came real quick.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What do Amazon Prime and a fanfiction website have in common?

Free shipping!

I’m unhappy with prime day

Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st

I slept with a girl who works for Amazon Prime Video last night.

It was pretty mediocre and she constantly tried to make me pay for it.

A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime...

Because they de-liver for free.

I’m binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won’t let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.

Those are only available on Amazon Prime.

What is Megatron least favorite streaming service?

Amazon PRIME

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Amazon Prime X

The other day, I was browsing Amazon. I love popcorn and had found this incredible, stainless steel popcorn machine. I already have Amazon prime so it's quick and it's free shipping.

At the checkout, there is an upgrade button. Curious, I wanted to see what it was since I already have Amazon ...

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What do you get when Wonder Woman [nsfw]

What do you get when Wonder Woman has sex with a transformer?
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Amazon Prime

How do Australians order monkies?

Amazon Prime, mate.

My daughter asked me if she could have the Amazon Prime App for our Apple TV for Christmas.

I said “Sorry Sweetheart. I’ll get you a Unicorn instead.”

In the jungles of Brazil I met young, beautiful indigenous women named 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11.

They were in their Amazon Prime.

My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie...

I told her that she must have Amazon Prime

What's the name of Optimus Prime's brother who lives in South American jungle?

Amazon Prime.

Just started a new career. Company even gave me the keys to a Mercedes! That's right...

I'm driving for Amazon Prime.

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