A gentleman on his way to a job interview in Brooklyn breaks the sole of his shoe.
Not wanting to arrive at the interview with a broken shoe, he asks some by-standers where the closest cobbler is.
“You’ll want Olaf Von Gundersen.” says one gentleman. “He isn’t very close by but he’s quick and his prices are just right.”
Having no choice, the man with the broken shoe...
A man is walking down Main Street in a small town, browsing the shops.
He goes into a curio shop, and peruses through all the knickknacks. In front of the register, there is a glass case with several expensive items. One item catches his eye; a little gold rat, slightly smaller than the real thing. He asks the shopkeeper what's the deal with the gold rat.