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Breakout Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent breakouts.

Three foetuses in a uterus. Two of them want to have a private discussion. Where do they go?

A breakout womb.

What did the dermatologist say in prison that made everybody confused?

“I don’t want to breakout”

The local prison just bought 500 bottles of Proactiv.

They’re trying to prevent breakouts.

I have a severe allergy to alcohol

Whenever I drink it I breakout in handcuffs.

How contagious?

A middle aged father was in the bathroom one morning shaving before work, when his teenage daughter passed by the doorway, she came back a moment later and asked her father " dad I've got a very serious question for you" "ok" he replies go ahead, she then sheepishly asks, " um how contagious is herp...

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