Three foetuses in a uterus. Two of them want to have a private discussion. Where do they go?
A breakout womb.
What did the dermatologist say in prison that made everybody confused?
“I don’t want to breakout”
2020 has an awful beginning, God send out angels
Angels fly to Jan 28th in Jamaica and alert people "there will be a big earthquake". people saved there say to angels: "you saved many lives, please have a rest!"
Angels fly to Jan 26th in L.A USA and alert Kobe" there will be a flight crash", Kobe saved and says to angels "you saved many li...
The local prison just bought 500 bottles of Proactiv.
They’re trying to prevent breakouts.
Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?
So they can prevent breakouts.
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Topical Jokes (5/19)
Good evening, folks! It is once again time to relay the jokes.
First up, if you're not following this story, you're missing out. The IRS scandal continues to get stickier. According to a White House insider, President Obama learned about the IRS scandal by watching TV news. As shocking as tha...
A middle aged father was in the bathroom one morning shaving before work, when his teenage daughter passed by the doorway, she came back a moment later and asked her father " dad I've got a very serious question for you" "ok" he replies go ahead, she then sheepishly asks, " um how contagious is herp...