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Drug Addiction Jokes

You shouldn't make jokes about drug addiction.

It's a methed up thing to do.

To overcome his drug addiction my son decided to become a woman.

Now's he's Coleen.

I've been reading a book about drug addiction

I was hooked after the first few lines.

Apparently a thespian friend of mine has a drug addiction...

I guess I misheard him we he said he was a "Meth Head" Actor

What do you call a duck with a drug addiction?

A quack addict.

To combat drug addiction, Christians are now rebranding herion as "Jesus"

One should never take the Lord's name in vein.

What do you call the main actress who suffers drug addiction?

The Heroin.

What did the train driver say when he decided to get over his drug addiction?

I need to get my life back on track

A lot of my friends really struggle hard with drug addiction, depression, and a feeling of indifference to the world.

But they always came easily for me.

A horse walks into a bar.

It was about then the bartender decided he should seek help for his drug addiction.

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