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You shouldn't make jokes about drug addiction.

It's a methed up thing to do.
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To overcome his drug addiction my son decided to become a woman.

Now's he's Coleen.
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I've been reading a book about drug addiction

I was hooked after the first few lines.
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Apparently a thespian friend of mine has a drug addiction...

I guess I misheard him we he said he was a "Meth Head" Actor
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What do you call a duck with a drug addiction?

A quack addict.
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To combat drug addiction, Christians are now rebranding herion as "Jesus"

One should never take the Lord's name in vein.
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What do you call the main actress who suffers drug addiction?

The Heroin.
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What did the train driver say when he decided to get over his drug addiction?

I need to get my life back on track
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A lot of my friends really struggle hard with drug addiction, depression, and a feeling of indifference to the world.

But they always came easily for me.
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A horse walks into a bar.

It was about then the bartender decided he should seek help for his drug addiction.
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