How many members of Alcoholics Anonymous does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.

I just joined alcoholics anonymous

I still drink, just use a different name

I would go to alcoholics anonymous

But everyone already knows

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

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