Why does Peter Pan fly everywhere instead of using airplanes or helicopters?
Cause when he used airplanes and helicopters, he could "Neverland".
My toy helicopters are really popular
They’re flying off the shelves
A man gets woken up by intruders in his house.
He phones the police and says "There's people robbing my house, please send help".
They dispatcher says there's no cars or police available.
The man hangs up and phones back 2 minutes later.
"I just shot the guys. They're both here with bullets in them"
2 minutes later, p...
TIL For 15 years, the Swedes thought sounds from the sea were Russian submarines invading their territory. They regularly investigated, sending subs, boats and helicopters - at great expense - only to come up empty-handed.
Upon investigation by a biologist, the noise was discovered to be farts from fish.
It seems the Swedes were having herring problems.
Whoever invented police helicopters doomed us all
Everything’s gonna happen now that pigs can fly
What is a fleet of helicopters called?
Did you know that an helicopters propeller serves to keep the pilot cool?
Because when it stops the pilot starts sweating.
I made a book about helicopters
It really took off
The CIA, F.B.I and a local police department take part in a contest and are tasked with finding a rabbit released in the nearby woods
The police department deploys search squads and dogs, and after 4 hours comes back with the rabbit.
The FBI deploys helicopters and drones and finds the rabbit in 2 hours.
The CIA comes back after 30 minutes with a badly beaten bear who cries out “I am the rabbit! And I surrender”
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An extremely wealthy man invited his high school friends to his big estate for a reunion.
Aside from being extremely wealthy, he is also extremely arrogant and prideful. As he welcomed his friends to his house, he gave them a tour of his estate, showing his cars, helicopters, private jets, and even his own yacht, all the while bragging about all his assets and wealth. Finally, at the end...
Man on the mountain
One day on a nearby mountain a man stood atop it. He looked at the view and turned his pockets inside out. Powdered gold gushed out at amazing speed as he stood there.
Soon the media caught wind of this and went to investigate. After stuffing as many buckets of gold into their van as they cou...
Women are like helicopters...
You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them.
Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man:
"Are you aware of how fast you were going?" The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?" The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery."
The cop looks shocked that...