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After Life Jokes

How do you get to the after life in style?

You take a limbozine

I never believed in the after life, spirits or ghosts...

Until I got on dating apps.

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After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

"Mario...

The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,

The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawking.

I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.

Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,

there is a stairway to heaven.

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