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Advocates Jokes

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The Bible actually advocates for pot and homosexuality

Leviticus:12 - "If a man lies down with another man, they both should be stoned."

What do dwarf and antivax advocates have in common?

\#ShortLivesMatter

Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians’ gun rights?

The “NR, eh?”

If Satanists had missionaries...

would they be called Devil's Advocates?

What's the difference between Karl Marx and Donald Trump?

Trump only advocates the seizing of a *woman's* means of production

A scientist and the Catholic Pope were eating lunch together while discussing the latest news in scientific discovery.

Scientist: Right now, my research team is working on trying to clone insects using gene-replicating techniques.

Pope: That is very interesting! How far have you come along with it?

Scientist: We have engineered the cloning process, now we are going to execute our next phase which is ex...

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