"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the ...
Court proceedings were rescheduled because a juror appeared to have sprained his ankle upon entering the court chambers. It turns out he was related to the defendant, and he only pretended to be injured in an attempt to buy his relative more time. When the judge found this out, he punished the man.
Lucky for the man, a fake in jury isn’t a serious offense.
A man calls his doctor and says "I'd like to cancel my tomorrow's appointment."
The doctor replies:
- Well, in such a case it will not be refunded, as appointments need to be cancelled three days in advance if you want a refund.
- Can I have it rescheduled then?
- Yes. What do you think about 3:30 PM next Friday?
- That is all right.
- Thank y...
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Rescheduled due to unforeseen circumstances.