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Adjectives Jokes

"I want you to stop answering everything I say with two adjectives. Do you hear me?!" asked my wife.

"Loud and clear," I replied.

During an interview, the interviewer told me to describe myself using 3 adjectives. My response was...

"Lazy."

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Me , with my strange choice of adjectives.

You, with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina.

I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday.

Probably awaiting sentencing.

I noticed a nuclear fusion reactor the other day in my backyard.

While in my backyard the other day, I noticed a large gravitationally confined plasma thermo-nuclear fusion reactor. Being an engineer, I saw that it was radiating huge amounts of energy at very high velocity in the form of incredibly high frequency transversely polarized Maxwellian electromagnetic ...

What's green and slippery?

Two adjectives.

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