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Abuela Jokes

What does Diablo’s abuela call the Lord of Terror?

Diabolito!

My abuela said that I had to get up if I want some rice

So I arroz

My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning!

And for the last time a few hours ago.

A mexican boy with the desire to be white

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.

He says, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."

He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look...

Judge: So, Mr. Gonzalez, you are here on one charge of armed robbery. How do you plead?

Gonzalez: My abuela told me to do it.

Judge: Case closed, have a good day, Mr. Gonzalez.

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