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Aborted Jokes

If a pro lifer asks "What if Mary aborted Jesus"?

Replying "it would have sped things along" isn't the answer they were looking for.

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because he wasn't born yesterday

Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign

..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

My parents tried to get me aborted

But the doctor said 18 years was too late

I saw a lady protesting at the capital grounds with a sign that read " vaccines contain aborted fetus' "

I couldn't believe it, how can she be protesting something like that I thought.

I marched right up to her and said "you think that's bad? Johnson and Johnson makes organic baby oil"

My cousin recently had her baby aborted.

Such a shame, could have met my future first cousin once removed.

A pro life advocate asked me how I’d feel if I was aborted

I wouldn’t.

What do you call an aborted baby

Spawn Kill

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