Aborted Jokes - 9 Hilarious Aborted Jokes

If a pro lifer asks "What if Mary aborted Jesus"?

Replying "it would have sped things along" isn't the answer they were looking for.

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Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because he wasn't born yesterday

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Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign

..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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My parents tried to get me aborted

But the doctor said 18 years was too late

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I saw a lady protesting at the capital grounds with a sign that read " vaccines contain aborted fetus' "

I couldn't believe it, how can she be protesting something like that I thought.

I marched right up to her and said "you think that's bad? Johnson and Johnson makes organic baby oil"

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My cousin recently had her baby aborted.

Such a shame, could have met my future first cousin once removed.

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A pro life advocate asked me how I’d feel if I was aborted

I wouldn’t.

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What do you call an aborted baby

Spawn Kill

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