Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday

A pro life advocate asked me how I’d feel if I was aborted

I wouldn’t.

Ted Cruz has aborted his campaign

..but I say he should be forced to carry it to full term

My parents tried to get me aborted

But the doctor said 18 years was too late

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

My cousin recently had her baby aborted.

Such a shame, could have met my future first cousin once removed.

I couldn't decide whether to use a boat or go swimming, so i aborted my plans.

It was a case of row versus wade

Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant.

The coathanger still got him in the end.

If you're a scam artist, you should probably never go for an aborted fetus

After all, they weren't born yesterday.

What do you call an aborted baby

Spawn Kill

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