3 Day Weekend Jokes

One day a teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that every Friday she will ask a question to the class and whoever answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday the teacher asks: "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" needl... read more

Over the course of a 3 day weekend, a boy is visiting his grandparents. We'll call this boy Jimmy.

One day, grandma decides to make some cookies, and gives them to the grandfather to share with Jimmy. We'll call the grandfather... Carl.

So, Carl, being the asshole of a grandfather he i... read more