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1981 Jokes

Did you hear about the guy in 1981 that got LSD and LDS mixed up?

Instead of going on a trip, he went on a mission.

Here's a joke I made up in high school, around 1981, or thereabouts

What do you call a cattle-rancher that's lost all his land?

Deranged!

For sale: 1981 Delorean, low miles

It’s only driven from time to time

In 1981 the british prince got married, liverpool won the champions league and the pope died. In 2005 the british prince got married again, liverpool won the champions league and the pope died. In 2018...

Prince Harry got married and liverpool was in tje finale again but in favor of the pope Real Madrid won the cup.

How did Phil Collins know about Lorde?

She wasn't born until 1996 but In the Air Tonight was released in 1981

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Three old men die and go to heaven...

...and St. Peter explains to them that the lives they lived on earth will determine what kind of car they drive for eternity.

He looks to the first man and says "You were a top-notch citizen your entire life. You paid your taxes, showed up for work every day, never cheated on your wife and we...

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