The Superbowl ticket

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes his seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field!


About halfway through the first quarter Bob...

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There was a football match between Colombia and Jamaica in 1967

It didn't go well, the Colombians sniffed all the white lines and Jamaicans smoked all the grass.

"My first appointment with a new dentist!!"

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one....

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name.
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Almost a Knock-Knock joke

In 1967, Joe Wallace, the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke, was awarded a ...No Bell prize.

Empty seat at the Super Bowl (x-post from /r/funny)

Not my joke, x-posting at the suggestion of [this user's post](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fboy4/just_discovered_this_subreddit_rjokes_i_have_a/).

[Original post](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fgj3n/empty_seat_at_the_super_bowl/).
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