He takes up all the money and says "I'm robbing this train. I'm gonna fuck all the men."
This lady got up and said "Mister Jesse James, you mean all the women!"
And there's this punk on there and he got up and said "Hey lady, who's r...
Pick up lines change as you get older.
In your 20's - I have an original 1965 Ford Mustang.
In your 40's - I have an original Picasso.
In your 60's - I have my original hips
A young man and a young woman met at a party, fell in love and moved in together.
Soon, some say too soon after that, they got married. As the newlyweds didn’t have a car, the mother of the bride decided to gift them the family heirloom, a 1965 Mustang GT350 that the brides grandfather had been racing back in the day.
For a while all was well and the bride and the groom sp...
The Memory Man...
A man from Liverpool, England was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American man sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face.
"Who's he?" asked the Live...
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Co-workers eyelid story
So I have this co-worker. He's in his mid 60s or so. He was telling me that when he was 14, he was playing baseball and while sliding into 2nd base, the short stops cleat caught him in the eye and tore his eyelid off. This was in around 1965 or so and skin grafting wasn't really a thing then, so...