...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
There was a family of moles underground.
They were just relaxing down there when the father mole pokes his head out the hole and says “wow, I smell sugar”. The mother mole is interested so she pokes her head out the hole and exclaims” wow I smell glucose!” Then the mother mole calls her son over and he says “ holy cow I smell fructose!” Th...
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So i came up with a new name for lube...
High Fructose Porn Syrup
What is sperm made of?
MBBS Professor: The Sperm is made up of Fructose , the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand: "Then why doesn't it taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall. Girl:Oops!
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece: My dear, Thats beca...
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