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Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call a woman with a yeast infection and a sense of humour?

A fun-gal.

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Do you know why God invented yeast infections?

So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

What do you call a red head with a yeast infection

A ginger bread house

What's an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

If you died of a yeast infections...

Would you rise from the dead?

TIL Severe Yeast Infections Can Lead to Pregnancy

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

What do you call a cabbage patch doll with a yeast infection?

Saurkrout

what's the difference between a thieving dwarf and a yeast infection?

One is a cunning runt.

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?

An itchy, twitchy twat.

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

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2 Dirty Jokes as told to me by a homeless guy.

If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, would you say *he got off on the wrong foot?*

**and** (no offense meant to all the women out there, I swear!)

You know why god invented the yeast infection? So that women would also know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt!
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How did Alice feel when her doctor told her she is genetically more likely to develop a yeast infection?

Thrush-traited

What do you have in a room filled with women, half with PMS and the other half with a yeast infection?

A whine and cheese party

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What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection!

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This is an old one. RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was...

If Corona virus is just a beer virus..

Then it’s just a yeast infection!

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A young man and a young woman are fooling around when the young woman starts to feel a little more kinky than usual and asks the guy to use his toe on her.

The young man shrugs and decides, Why not? and then proceeds to pleasure his girlfriend with his big toe.

The next day the young man wakes up and notices that the flesh of his toe is sore and a little pink and tender. He ignores it, but after a few days decides to go see his doctor when the s...

Why can’t the pilsbury dough boy get a hooker?

They keep getting yeast infections

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?...

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Butter makes everything taste better,

But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.

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