TIL Severe Yeast Infections Can Lead to Pregnancy

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

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My wife has a yeast infection..

Now she understands what it’s like to be with an irritating cunt.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Vaginal yeast infections

Will make the south rise again!

She had a yeast infection so bad

I stuck a hotdog up her and it came out a corn dog.

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

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Nsfw. Why do women get yeast infections?

Because God wanted them to know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.

How did Alice feel when her doctor told her she is genetically more likely to develop a yeast infection?

Thrush-traited

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

What do you call a cabbage patch doll with a yeast infection?

Saurkrout

What do you have in a room filled with women, half with PMS and the other half with a yeast infection?

A whine and cheese party

This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar

She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "

What's the difference between a sneaky pig and yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt...

Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection?

It was bloodcurdling.

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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.


The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.


Doughboy is ...

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A young man and a young woman are fooling around when the young woman starts to feel a little more kinky than usual and asks the guy to use his toe on her.

The young man shrugs and decides, Why not? and then proceeds to pleasure his girlfriend with his big toe.

The next day the young man wakes up and notices that the flesh of his toe is sore and a little pink and tender. He ignores it, but after a few days decides to go see his doctor when the s...

What do you get when you cross Barbie with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A doll with a yeast infection.

If Corona virus is just a beer virus..

Then it’s just a yeast infection!

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Ralph, the department store parrot

During its hayday, Goldfinches was a glorious department store, with gorgeous decorations, including a Aviary centerpiece, where Ralph held court. You see, Ralph had a special ability to detect what people wanted by their appearance, and he would tell them where to look for the thing they needed....

The girl and the pastry chefs

There once was a girl who kept being followed by pastry chefs wearing cook hats. After countless days of being followed, she asked her friend if she could tell her why the chefs were following her. The friend replied "you really need to do something about that yeast infection."

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2 Dirty Jokes as told to me by a homeless guy.

If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, would you say *he got off on the wrong foot?*

**and** (no offense meant to all the women out there, I swear!)

You know why god invented the yeast infection? So that women would also know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt!
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Why has the Pillsbury Doughboy never had sex?

Because all of his partners are afraid they'll get a yeast infection.

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Butter makes everything taste better,

But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.

Why can’t the pilsbury dough boy get a hooker?

They keep getting yeast infections

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?...

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I am a simple man with simple jokes.

A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said "why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."

Pillsbury Doughboy

Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough,...

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