A man was driving down the road when suddenly a Ferrari whizzed past him and the driver inside yelled...
... "ever driven a Ferrari mate?"
This angered the man, and accelerated to catch up to the Ferrari and give the driver a piece of his mind.
However as he was about to reach the Ferrari, it accelerated and the man just managed to catch the driver yell "ever driven a Ferrari mate?" befor...
A soldier cried out on the battlefield...
... after being shot at the Battle of Gettysburg. A lieutenant nearby saw him fall to the ground, and asked what was wrong. "They got me in the leg!" he said.
The lieutenant was a tall, athletic man. He briskly picked up the soldier, holding on to his legs as he tossed the torso over his sho...
Jesus
One day, a cop was driving along when a car just whizzed past him. He turns on his siren and chases him down. Once the cop finally pulls over the car, he walks up and sees Pastor Brown, the pastor at his town's church. Upon peering into Pastor Brown's car he notices a suspicious bottle. The cop says...
There once was a soldier who's name was Dave
His men thought for sure he was very brave.
Dave's own platoon got ambushed once at war.
It was up to him to even the score.
One of his comrades gave out a wave
To signal some help from his great friend Dave.
A soldier got hit by a close grenade.
He ...
A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car, moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe.
A man was driving around the countryside in his new sports car moving at speeds that bordered on unsafe. When checking his rear-view mirror he noticed that a small object followed by a trail of dust was closing fast. His curiosity piqued he slowed a bit to get a better look. As the object came into ...
A young man...
had just bought a brand new sportscar. He was sitting at a red light when an 80 year old wearing a half helmet and goggles pulled up alongside him on a beat up, old moped. As they sat there the old guy began to gawk at his car.
“My goodness, sonny” the old man wheezed. “That's a lotta car ya...
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