A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was sur...
I just told my best friend I loved her.
She wagged her tail and licked my face.
A man saw a dog named frost.
It wagged its tail as people walked by. The man went to pet it but this dog lashed out and injured his hand.
"I didn't know frost bites."
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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer
to “Where do pets come from?”
Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day.
Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.”
And God said, I will create a compa...
A man took his dog to the movie with him...
...and during the movie the dog howled with laughter at the jokes, wagged his tail merrily and at the end put his paws together and applauded. The movie staff saw this and were bewildered so after the movie one of the ushers approached the man and said to him, "We were all amazed, your dog really se...
With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she
licked my face and wagged her tail!
Smartest Dog He's ever seen!
While walking down the street, a business man see's a dog walking down the road with a bag in his mouth. Interested in where the dog was going he followed the dog to the local store. There the dog went straight to the teller, and placed the bag in the teller's hand. He then handed him a grocery b...