Did you hear about how Tom Cruise belittled his film crew over Covid violations?
Normally he's the one that be little...
A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations...
Closing time comes around and the officer observes a man stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before finding his. Then he sits in his car fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else had left the bar and drove off by now. Finally, the ...
I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn’t believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....
Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.
Quincy inherited a large sum of money at a young age from his father, but he wasted it all on illicit drugs and became destitute and homeless.
It's a cold December night in New York City, with temperatures well below freezing point. Quincy shivers in his one and only winter coat, the same one he's had for the past ten years, lying on a park bench sheltered by nothing but tree canopies. Quincy, in a rare moment of soberness and self-reflect...
A cop pulls a motorist over on the highway
"Do you know your lights are out?" asks the police officer.
"Yup," answers the driver. "But I don't care."
"And do you know how fast you were going?"
"Oh, probably about 20 miles over the limit."
"Can I see your license, sir?"
"I don't have one."
Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping?
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A rat along with two of his best buddies walk into a bar
the bar had to be shut down due to health violations.