Take my dog out

A mafia boss and one of his henchmen are out back having a cigarette.

Boss: Listen, Vinnie, I'm getting home late tonight so around 5, I need you to stop by my house and take my dog out

Vinnie: Whoa, boss, you want me to take your dog out?

Boss: Ya, what's so hard to understand?...

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An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country ...

He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it...

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Do you like...

Two men at the docks taking a break when one asks the other:

"Vinnie, do you like a woman who has blonde beautiful hair or one that has ratty brown hair?"

"Of course I prefer blondes."

"And Vinnie, do you like women with perky full breasts or saggy baggy breasts?"

"Of cou...

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