Danny DeVito was behind bars, allegedly for financial crimes against his wife...
During his stint in lockdown, he earned the nickname, "Powerhouse."
His new cellmate, seeing how short and squat and old he was, asked him, "Man, how did you ever get the name 'powerhouse?'"
"It's short for 'the powerhouse of the cell block." But his cellmate still looked perplexed, so...
Danny Devito walks into a bar.
We lowered the bar just for this joke.
Apparently Danny Devito is casting a new film about Baroque composers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be Bach.
Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out
Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let’s Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he’ll be Bach
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